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Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
We'll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends
(I miss you, I miss you)
(I miss you, I miss you)
Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
Webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
and hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight
Stop this pain tonight
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartalic when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
Lol, thats great. im gonna look for more funny jokes like that. well just to let u know. yesterday, i went to gina's then i came home. i had to babysit cuz my daddy was leaving for vegas last night. then nicole came over and i couldnt get her to leave. it was fun thugh. she left at nine and then i was still not tired cuz of a certain Moster Assault! lol. well, i was reading this book, cut, that gina let me borrow. it was so good. i want to read the other ones. i reccomend it to anyone that wants a good quick book to read. its only like 140 pages or something. well, i also watched inuyasha last night. it was cool. U wanna know a good song? i said this song was good since the cd first came out, When september ends by green day! the video is really sad. the effects are really good though. well, i've been sneezing a lot lately. i think im allergic to gina. jkjk! Well, I'm updating my journal. its a little confusing right now, so it will be fixed soon! ok, one more joke to leave u with!!
Blonde Horse Sense A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So she does. But then the other horse's tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So she can't tell them apart again. She asks the farmer for advice a second time. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears. So she does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence. She is still confused. She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them. She comes back and says, "The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!"
Sorry if that joke offended anyone, i luv dumb blonde jokes!!!!